Monday 10 February 2020

286 - Culinary Dowsing

Ritual: Culinary Dowsing

Cost: 2 minor charges.

Ritual Action: Make a tripod out of old wire coat hangers. Skewer fresh bread rolls from three different restaurants through the feet. Using string taken from someone who’ll miss it suspend an object belonging to the target from the center of the tripod. Slash an ‘X’ in the air at the contraption with a squeeze bottle of hot sauce and demand the target’s gastronomy reveal itself. If the ritual fails it cannot be attempted again until you have deliberately ruined something the target has cooked for someone else.

You can target yourself.

Effect: The suspended object will move within the confines of the tripod to hang where the last food the target cooked is relative to the three restaurants. It continues to move with the food until it is digested, spoils, moves outside of the area or the tripod is broken. Cooked means more than throwing a TV dinner in the microwave or spreading jam on toast, a good rule of thumb is at least five minutes of effort. If the bread rolls are stale, the food item has been digested or is outside of the triangle described by the three restaurants the ritual fails.

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